Saturday, August 8, 2009

Few Jokes and one Liners.....

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

2. My friend asked me " What is your major?"
Ans. Nocturnal Activities....

3. 2nd Question: "What is your sign?"
Ans. No Entry..-:).

4. 2 of my friends who were taking a Spanish class, started talking in Spanish when I was with them. They kept on going for 5 min, as I was feeling pout of place I interject them and say:
"You know what, a Bullet sounds the same in English and Spanish..."

They start in English after this...

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