1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
2. My friend asked me " What is your major?"
Ans. Nocturnal Activities....
3. 2nd Question: "What is your sign?"
Ans. No Entry..-:).
4. 2 of my friends who were taking a Spanish class, started talking in Spanish when I was with them. They kept on going for 5 min, as I was feeling pout of place I interject them and say:
"You know what, a Bullet sounds the same in English and Spanish..."
They start in English after this...
