Contagious Kissing.....

An eminent businessman went to the doctor. ”Doctor,” he said, ”I wish to consult you about my son. I believe he has got measles.”

”There is a great deal of it about at the moment,” said the doctor. ”No family seems to be safe from it.”
”But doctor,” he went on, ”the boy said he got it from kissing the maid, and to tell the truth, I’m afraid I’m also in danger from the same disease. And what is worse, every night I kiss my wife, so she may be in danger.”

”Good heavens!” said the doctor. ”Excuse me, I must go and get my throat examined at once!”

JOKE.....

Came across this joke on web.....cant stop laughing

" A young girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother takes her to the doctor and finds she is pregnant. Yelling at the daughter the mother asks who is that rascal who did this to you. The girl calls her boyfriend.
After sometime an expensive car stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them,
‘Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because I am already married, but I’ll provide support.’

‘If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two supermarket stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1 million bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2 million bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1 million each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’

At this point, the father, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, ‘Then you try again.’

Smile Always..
..Am